I don't know if any of you have been following the hashtag #ThingsNotToSayToAWriter on twitter, but I have, and it's hilarious. I wrote a few of my own as well, but I thought you might get a kick out of some of my favourites. Here are my top ten picks of Things You Should Not Say to a Writer. I've included the twitter handles of the authors, so feel free to check them out. Enjoy!
1. "You should read that Twilight or 50 Shades of Grey, that's good writing." @SteveHuff
2. "You know that box you had under the bed, with all those random papers in it? I threw it out." @ShenizJ
3. "So, uh, would I have heard of you?" @AliceKuipers
4. "Of course you can come. You're just writing. You can finish that later." @jenniferbrozek
5. "I'm sorry, but there's no way to recover your files from this hard drive." @EvanJGregory
6. "That's cool, but what do you really do?" @SteveHuff
7. "It's nice to have something to keep you busy while the kids are in school." @natashasinel
8. "I'd kill for a job as easy as yours." @vpeanuts
9. "I read your book... (silence)" @leahcstewart
10. "I could write a novel if only I had the time." @susanhillwriter
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I haven't been following these, but boy do those statements ring true!
ReplyDeleteHaven't followed this hashtag before, but these are great!
ReplyDeleteI love them. So funny!
ReplyDeleteSO FUNNY!!! My personal favorite is the first one! I threw up a little in my mouth there....
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